I Ain't Fooled and I Don't Mind

from by The If Onlys

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lyrics

Where you goin', my darlin' dear,
at an hour so dreadful late?
I'm headed to my mama's house.
She's feelin' ill. Don't worry. Don't wait.
Awoo.

With more makeup on than a rodeo clown,
it ain't your mama's you headed to.
Tell Sancho I said howdy now,
but understand that I ain't fooled.
I ain't fooled.

Playin' solitaire in my underwear,
there's a million ways to spend my time.
Chain smokin', pie-pokin' without a care.
I want you to know that I don't mind.
I don't mind.

Tell me anything, anytime,
I ain't fooled and I don't mind.
Cuz you're so beautiful when you lie,
I ain't fooled and I don't mind.

You seemed to vanish honey-pie,
when we wuz at the saloon last night.
Oh, I was in the bathroom dear.
I wuz feelin' rough but now it's alright,
Awugh.

That waitress musta' been your kin.
Y'all sauntered off while I wuz shootin' pool.
You may have been in the bathroom, sure
but understand that I ain't fooled.
I ain't fooled.

I'm an expert now at drinkin' alone,
be it whiskey, beer, or a jug o' wine.
A cucumber knows how to walk me home.
I want you to know that I don't mind.
I don't mind.

Tell me anything, anytime,
I ain't fooled and I don't mind.
Cuz you're so beautiful when you lie,
I ain't fooled and I don't mind.
You're so beautiful when you lie.
I ain't fooled and I don't mind.

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from Titular Album, released July 18, 2015

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The If Onlys Austin, Texas

Luke Malone - guitar, vocals, ukulele, accordion
Lollie Pascuolie - vocals, percussion
Nina Barker- violin,vocals
Justin Haynes - bass, tuba, vocals

Thus far, all band decisions have been made telepathically.
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